Monday, October 04, 2004

I knew I was on to something

Here's an excerpt from Rotten.com's biography page for Dr. Timothy Leary:
His lectures became multi-media extravaganzas with live video and music, entitled "Just Say Know". His books became graphic novels, focusing on the World Wide Web. He increased his daily diet to consist of 30 cigarettes, one marijuana biscuit, one bonghit, half a cup of coffee, and a great deal of nitrous oxide.
I want a marijuana biscuit! A great deal of nitrous oxide would be (heh heh heh) nice, too... laugh my ass off.

Link to full article

Sunday, October 03, 2004

Unclean! Unclean!

Holy shit, I just happened upon this article. Here's a snippet:
Just imagine what would happen at your typical office if menstruating women were allowed to walk around at large. They would go around touching photocopiers and fax machines and pens and things, making them all "filthy" and "unclean" in the words of Leviticus chapter 15. It would be chaos.
Wow. I guess we're fucking up royally allowing these women to "walk around at large." I mean, it says not to in a book that's only been translated and re-translated multiple times, always by people with absolutely no underlying agenda in mind, right? So this goes along with gay marriage, since it says that in the same book. I think I see a future constitutional amendment in the making.

The church site this is on makes for some hysterical reading.

It's all in the Bible!


Link to Density Church site

UPDATE: After reading more of the stories, it appears that this site is parodying the beliefs of hardcore Christian fundamentalists who believe the Bible no matter what. It seemed a little too funny to be real. O well.