Ok, so apparently there's this huge list of complete movies that are on YouTube. Titles include Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, the first two Lord of the Rings, and Dude, Where's My Car?
Oh yeah, I'm in Charlotte, NC right now, opening a new restaurant. I'll be moving here in August, and it seems to suck less here than in Roanoke. The people at work here respect me and seem willing to at least entertain the possibility that I'm not completely full of shit, unlike my managers at home.